• October 13, 2020

Holiday Dog Jokes

Holiday Dog Jokes

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HOLIDAY DOG JOKES

Happy Holidays! No matter what you celebrate, these funny holiday dog jokes and puns are sure to make you laugh and put a smile on your face. We love celebrating those special moments with our pets that only winter can bring to us. From your dog’s first reaction to snow to their confusion when Santa’s scent is oddly similar to their owner’s, pets simply make the holidays better. 

Why did the snowman name his dog Frost?

Because he bites!

What should you never feed your dog on New Year’s Eve?

Fire crackers.

What did the dog say to his New Year’s Eve date?

You look quite fetching!

What do you call a dog in the winter?

A chili dog.

What did the dog say when Christmas dinner was served?

Bone appetite.

Why shouldn’t you bring a dog as your date to the holiday party?

They’re terrible dancers. They have two left feet!

What do you call a frozen dog?

A pupsicle.

What do dogs do at their holiday work party?

Whining and dining.

What do dogs say in December?

Happy Howlidays! 

What did the dog say on New Year’s Eve?

Woof.

We have one last joke for you. What does Santa say when he’s walking backwards? “Oh, oh, oh!” We hope we got a good laugh out of you, even if that joke didn’t have to do with dogs! If you’re looking for more pet jokes and puns, check out our list of hilarious Christmas Dog Jokes. As always, we suggest bookmarking these jokes to keep on hand! You never know when you need to liven up a holiday party, Christmas card, or Instagram caption with a little bit of laughter.

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