UPLIFTING DOG JOKES
Could your day use a little boost? We hope to have you laughing with these uplifting dog jokes. We’ve picked the funniest, silliest, and sometimes stupidest dog jokes to try to get a laugh out of you. If it worked, share the fun by sending these jokes to a friend! Let’s see how many people we can cheer up with these jokes. After all, a good laugh is great for your health. Don’t forget to check out our favourite uplifting dog quotes as well.
What should you do if a dog chews your dictionary? Take the words right out of his mouth.
What’s a dog’s favourite pick up line? “Are you my backyard? Because I dig you.”
What’s a dog’s ideal job? Barkeology.
What’s a dog’s philosophy on life? “If you’re having a bad day, just pug-et about it!”
What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower.
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver.
What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.
What did the dog say to the sandpaper? Ruff.
What’s a dog’s favourite instrument? A trombone.
How do fleas travel from place to place? By itch-hiking!
Who will you share these uplifting dog jokes with? Whether it’s a friend, family member, or coworker, the dog lovers in your life are sure to appreciate taking a couple of minutes to pause their day and enjoy these funny dog jokes. If you have more jokes to share with us, we would love to hear them! Contact us anytime to share jokes, chat about dogs, and even answer your dog training questions. We always love connecting with our community of dog lovers!
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