• January 12, 2021

Valentine’s Day Dog Jokes

Valentine’s Day Dog Jokes

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VALENTINE’S DAY DOG JOKES

Dogs make the perfect Valentine. Smart, sweet, and attentive, we just love them to pieces. Whether you’re searching for a witty Instagram caption or cute line for a love letter, these Valentine’s Day dog jokes are just what you need for the dog lover in your life. If you’re keeping it low key this year or know someone who is, we hope these pet jokes help you make the most of it. It’s always a sure-fire way to have a great night if you cuddle up on the couch with your pup.

What do dogs say to their Valentine’s Day date?

Bow chicka wow wow!

What type of dog can’t ignore red flags?

A bulldog.

How did the dog fresh up before his date?

With a quick shampoodle.

What did the dog say to her boyfriend?

You’re dog-gone cute!

What gift should you never give a dog on Valentine’s Day?

Chocolate.

What do you call a dog whose love is electric?

Sparky.

How did the dog sign off his Valentine’s Day card?

With pugs & kisses.

What’s the most popular love poem for pups?

Roses are grey, violets are also grey… I’m a dog!

We hope you loved these cute Valentine’s Day dog jokes! Keep them on hand for endless material for cards and captions alike. What’s your favourite funny pet, puppy, or dog joke? We’re always down to exchange jokes and quotes about our furry friends. Bookmark this link so you never miss out on the opportunity to laugh at (or with) our dog companions.

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