• October 13, 2020

Christmas Dog Jokes

Christmas Dog Jokes

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CHRISTMAS DOG JOKES

Merry Christmas! With the holidays comes joy and laughter, which is why it’s the perfect time to share these funny Christmas dog jokes and puns. Every pet owner knows dogs make the Christmas season extra bright. We love watching them tear open their presents (and hopefully not tear down the tree), bound through the snow, and get excited to play with their favourite family members. 

Did anyone water the Christmas tree?

“I did!” exclaimed the dog.

How do Chihuahuas say Merry Christmas?

¡Fleas Navidog!

How do dogs decorate for Christmas?

They deck the paws with bows of collie.

What do you do when it’s raining cats and dogs?

Nothing, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.

Why was the dog upset about the Christmas tree?

He’s not even allowed to bring sticks into the house.

What did the dog put on his Christmas list?

Nothing, dogs can’t write.

What do you call a wet dog with a bell on his collar?

Jingle smells!

Who delivers Christmas presents to pets?

Santa Paws.

What did the dog say to the Christmas tree?

Bark.

How do dogs sing Jingle Bells?

Dachshund through the snow…

If these funny Christmas dog jokes got you in the mood for the holidays, share your high spirits by sending them to a friend. We also have plenty of ideas for Gifts for Dog Lovers, as well as Gifts for Dog Lovers Without Dogs. This holiday season, your new jokes are sure to be a hit with friends and family! Don’t forget to bookmark this link to enjoy year after year, then check out these funny Holiday Dog Jokes.

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