• July 21, 2020

Dog Jokes for Dads

Dog Jokes for Dads

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What are dog jokes for dads, you ask? Dad humour is in a class of its own. They’re the jokes you love to hate. Even when they’re cringeworthy, dad jokes still deserve a chuckle. Don’t forget to save this list for occasions like Father’s Day if these jokes get you howling. You never know when you’ll need a stack of one-liners to amuse the dog lovers in your life. Whether or not you’re a dad yourself, we hope you’ll enjoy these dad jokes about dogs.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, “You don’t see dogs drinking martinis here very often.” The dog says, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”


I mustard you a question. Do you like hot dogs?


What do you call a sad Lassie dog? Melon-collie.


The police knocked on our door the other day to tell us our dog had been chasing someone on a bike. I said, “Don’t be ridiculous, our dog can’t ride a bike!”


What do dogs get flagged for in football? Roughing!


What’s a dog’s favourite sport? Formula 1 drooling.


Who’s in charge of a dog’s soccer game? The rufferee.


The sheep dog told the farmer he herded 50 sheep, but the farmer only counted 46. The sheep dog said, “I rounded them up!”


What do you call a dog with dough around its face? In bread.


How do cats and dogs fight? Like cats and dogs.


Wow, some of those are bad! Now that you’re an expert in dog jokes for dads, be sure to share this list on social media and tag all of the dads in your life. Surely your friends and family will think at least one of these jokes is pawsitively hilarious. After all, we could all use a laugh during these ruff times. If you’re tired of hearing about beer and BBQs, read some of our other favourite funny dog jokes. There’s something for everyone!

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