• August 20, 2020

Halloween Dog Jokes

Halloween Dog Jokes

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As spooky season approaches, many pet owners worry about the effects it may have on their animals. Costumes, fireworks, and strangers knocking on the door can all cause stress for our furry friends. Our Guide to Halloween Safety for Dog Owners will help to prepare you, so both you and your dog can navigate the festivities with confidence. On a more fun note, you can check out our suggestions for the Best Halloween Costumes for Dogs, or keep reading for tons of funny Halloween dog jokes.

What do dogs say on October 31st?

Happy Hallo-Weiner!

What breed of dog does Dracula have?

A Bloodhound.

What did the skeleton say to his dog?


Why can’t dogs go to Halloween parties?

They can’t hold their licker.

What do you call a large dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

How do you make a dog disappear?

With Spot remover.

What do you call a magical dog?

A labracadabrador.

How did the skeleton dog know it was going to rain?

He could feel it in his bones!

Did these Halloween dog jokes get you howling? Speaking of howling, if you’re in need of one-on-one dog training to prepare for stressors such as fireworks and trick-or-treaters, we’re always here to help. Give us a call anytime to set up a free consultation so we can discuss your specific situation. It may seem daunting to handle all of the challenges that come along with Halloween, but with a bit of guidance we can help you to keep your dog calm, cool, and collected.

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