• November 4, 2020

New Year’s Eve Dog Jokes

New Year’s Eve Dog Jokes

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NEW YEAR’S EVE DOG JOKES

With the new year fast approaching, we’re gearing up with a list of our top New Year’s Eve dog jokes and puns. Pets don’t tend to enjoy the celebration, perhaps too much noise from cheering and fireworks, but these jokes are too good for us to pass up. If your dog doesn’t like New Year’s Eve, then we recommend creating a safe, quiet place for them to hide away from the festivities, or opt to book them into a trusted kennel, such as our Superior Canine boarding facilities.

Why was the dog excited for New Year’s Eve?

He heard someone was going to drop a ball at midnight.

How did the dog spend New Year’s Eve?

Whining and dining.

Who did the dog kiss on New Year’s Eve?

Everyone. He’s not good at holding his licker.

Why was the dog disappointed when the clock struck midnight?

There was no toast.

What did the dog say to the cat on January 1st?

Happy Mew Year!

What were the dog’s resolutions for the new year?

Growl less, wag more.

Why couldn’t the dog keep his resolutions?

It’s tricky to get started on the right foot when you have two left feet.

We hope you have a great New Year’s Eve celebration! Still worried about how your dog will react to fireworks and other loud noises on New Year’s Eve? As mentioned, consider boarding your dog in our quiet, secure facilities, or have us come to your home for one-on-one training to get your dog accustomed to guests, comfortable in their kennel, or to reduce nuisance barking.

Trust the Superior Method.